Reporter: And here we are at a highly anticipated press conference with Minister of Miseducation Shaik (Shaik it Shaik it baby) Baksh where he is expected to announce a complete ban on cellphones in school.
Baksh: Good afternoon members of the press. Today I am not going to talk about the atrocious illiteracy rates in the school system, the rampant absenteeism of teachers, the squalid conditions of some schools. Instead I am declaring that all cellphones