Friday Feb 22 6 pm: The 2008 budget is titled, “Staying the course”. Hold on that’s Bush’s slogan for Iraq. The VAT must be “The Surge”.
6.05 pm: Ashni must be pissed for having no presents to announce, except pigeon peas and cassava bread (shameless pandering to Amerindian vote) being zero rated. Yippee everyone eat pigeon peas and cassava bread!
6.06 pm: Why aren’t bullet proof vests zero rated? After all they’re a necessity.
6.07pm: Is bigger better?
6.09 pm: It’s not contained! It’s not contained! Panic! Everyone Panic! We’re writing this under our bed.
6.10pm: Wait! Don’t criminals know everyone hides under the bed? Let’s hide in the shower. No
