Dear Editor,
I wish to advise all citizens in Atlantic Gardens, Happy Acres, Montrose and elsewhere disturbed by Starlite Drive-In’s uninvited noise, that the police have commenced an investigation into this matter. The Commander at Cove and John must be complimented for this action.
Cadet Officer Garraway or any officer of Sparendaam Police Station will take statements. All who are tired, pained, depressed, suffering from nervousness, hypertension, migraines and disrupted sleeping patterns may report to Sparendaam Police Station to do their part.
Yours faithfully,
Roshan Khan