Dear Editor,
Not only Metropolis city has superheroes doubling as reporters; Guyana has its own superman, err, superperson reporter also! Enrico Woolford must have used binocular vision in a Brooklyn courtroom to see not one, but two sets of phone numbers listed on a document tendered as evidence. Woolford said he was seated in the “public gallery” when he managed this rather fantastic feat of extraordinary vision. He even managed to know who one of the numbers belonged to! Apparently, not all superheroes wear tights?
Yours faithfully,
Justin de Freitas
