Dear Editor,
I have no other choice than to name the television Channel 67, a cowboy channel, since there is no scheduled programming for birthday greetings or death announcements.
I am always taken by surprise and become frustrated when I am enjoying a lifetime movie or other show, and lo and behold, every fifteen minutes the movie is interrupted and a birthday greeting or death announcement is aired.
Can the owners of this television channel have these announcements and greetings aired at specific times?
Yours faithfully,
(Name and address provided)