No garbage collection in Better Hope

Dear Editor,

“Better Hope NDC, how may I help you?”

“Hi, it’s been a month since you collected garbage in my area. When next are you scheduled to come again?”

“We’re not collecting garbage.”

“What?”

“Maybe until next year. Our tractor broke down and we applied for a replacement.”

“So, I just put the garbage on the road and burn it?”

“Well…yes.”

Yours faithfully,

Nyall Jodhan