Dear Editor,
So, according to President Ramotar, under the PPP proposed solutions, the police will now respond within half an hour.
Wow!
First of all, of course, we ask, why, after so long in power, has the government not managed to get the police to respond in something less than an hour?
And of course, as a criminal, hey – wait a minute – no – not a minute – we got half an hour to rob dese people before de police come!
Yes, you can really see how the PPP is cutting down on crime. You’d better get out there and vote!
Yours faithfully,
Peter Bouchard
