By Taurus – The Heckler
- VULGARIANS UNITE! VULGARIANS GET LOST!
Taurus did not expect that the APNU Coalition P.R. folks would know and capture the concept of vulgarians. My belated and envious congratulations to APNU’s weekly Sunday writers for that. In another’ paper they wrote of the “Rise of the Vulgarians” in the PPP/C, especially at election campaign time.
APNU has declared Dr. Bharrat – the UN Earth Champion – as the Father Founder of the New Vulgarian Movement. Whether Champion of Earth or Dirt, Dr. Bharrat may be on to something. Just listen to the hundreds of foul-mouthed young people – bus conductors, Policemen, Dance Hall “singers”, carpenters and government ministers – and you have there a significant size of the electorate.
So if Dr. Bharrat organizes and mobilises wife-beaters, kinky abusers and some senior cabinet members, a Vulgarian Party can very well capture a few seats. Kickers and Slappers united. But those types soon disappear, or are made to. So get lost you vulgarians!
- GOD, GOOD ROADS – AND A MORTUARY?
Just as in the sport of boxing when both tactical and brutal contestants both invoke God’s help in the ring, so too do the contesting politicians during elections campaigns for earthly power. Guyanese Politicians look to their Christian and Hindu Gods especially. Today’s Muslims and Rastafari are also embraced. “David” and “Moses” seem plucked from the Christians’ Bible. But Taurus knows that God is above elections campaigns and Jesus, His Son is not registered on GECOM’s list.
Presidential hopeful, URP Leader, Mr. Bandhu has reportedly declared the two major parties as “Godless and evil.” “If you vote for them you go straight to HELL,” Vishnu Bandhu warned at his Mass Rally in New Amsterdam on Friday last. To hell! Oh hell! I’m voting URP for heaven – and cow heel soup.
- IS IT TRUE?
I hear it’s all recorded. David Granger promised Region 3’s voters last Friday, that a new APNU government will quickly supply them with “good roads, good schools and a morgue?” (Mortuary?)” Well, promises, promises! Speeding and road recklessness do breed DEATH, hence the morgue?
- VARSHNIE AND THE DONKEY
Taurus had sighted former furious First Lady and First (and only) Wife, Varshnie, at the PPP/C’s Kitty Rally. First-time Husband Bharrat spoke at that rally – about “kicking asses.” Why was Varsh there? To hear that?
She was at the Marriott Manifesto Launch too. Why? Because her daddy can’t ever stop “being PPP?” Okay.
Again the nation’s cows, lions, panthers and jackasses are upset during this Campaign season. Parties are using their “heads” as symbols. Never asking permission from these silent, proud beasts. Now a comrade disguised as a donkey, has put markings of “PPP” on his donkey – disguised body. Real donkeys are warning: let that PPP jackass bray. Revenge will soon come.
STAY SAFE, VOTE WISELY.
