Dear Editor,
No, L’il Joe! No, Big Dave! Seh it aint’ suh… I refer to “Hiring of contract workers balloons under new government’ (SN, Feb 3).
Ah use to write bout de ader peeple… Now is time fuh stap. Stap celebratin… Stap sharing de wealth… Stap rewarding de boyz (a racial moment, if you will) Ah kno a few peeple in deh… L’il Joe! Ah doa akse. Deh deh doan tel… It is de way it should be.
And now fuh de brigadier. Ah didn’t vote fuh yuh fuh nothing… Stop the barbarism! Ah ain’t voting again. Please help me. Please help us! Wah yuh guan duh?
Ah tink yuh goood fuh bee General of the Army; perhaps, Supreme Commander. Don’t let me down. Please.
Yours faithfully,
GHK Lall