Dear Editor,
I am thinking of establishing a new political party. I shall call it ‘The election result deniers’ and register it in the Cayman Islands. I have already had two applications for membership. One from a Mr Donald Trump of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC and one from a gentleman in Pearl, East Bank Demerara.
I hope it will have a tiny, self-selecting and self-deselecting, membership.
Yours faithfully,
John ‘Bill Cotton/Reform’ Mair
