“The law is a jealous mistress and requires long and constant courtship. It is not won by trifling favours, but by lavish homage.” So said US Supreme Court Justice Joseph Story in 1929. Much has been written about this statement, including its origins. One suggestion is that it was first used by James Madison, the fourth President of the United States, in a letter to a friend in 1789. The phrase reflects the demanding nature of the law which requires constant attention and devotion. Recognition of the aphorism is among the first lessons urged upon newly qualified lawyers when they are admitted to practice. The admission ceremony takes place in court before a Judge who, in admitting the newly qualified lawyer to practice, and congratulating him or her, admonishes him or her to adhere closely to the message contained in the statement. To one degree or another, most lawyers observe the adage to one degree or another. Those who do, give “lavish homage,” and those who don’t, giving only “trifling favours.” These groups are easily identifiable.