Dear Editor,
The eagle has landed in Guyana. Where are the bookmakers when you need them. No odds yet for the November Presidential stakes so here’s Bill’s runners and riders and prices.
6./4 On Irfaan Ali. Here there and everywhere. Plenty cash handouts to come. Hot favourite
4-1 A united Opposition candidate. Looking very unlikely.
8-1 Nigel Hughes out of XM Guyana.
12-1 Aubrey Norton. Horse likely to throw rider
20-1 Terrence Campbell. Mr Fried Chicken for all.
25-1 Azruddin Mohamed. The Jack Warner of Guy politics. Money can’t buy you voters’ love?
30-1 Glen Lall. The waterfall news candidate.
50-1 Other outsiders including Moses Nagamootoo and Khemraj Ramjattan (both retired hurt,)
Go down to the bookies and place your bets now.
Bet wisely.
Yours,
John ‘Bill Cotton/Reform’ Mair
